Cat Lover With A Sense Of Humor Mugs

"Relax, it's cat fishing lure. I'm hoping to catch a dogfish."

Early bagpipes prototype show Scottish man playing a wailing cat.

101 uses of a dead cat: head rest.

"So what do you think we should be saying about zero hours contracts?"

101 Uses For a Dead Cat: Australian cork hat.

101 uses of a dead cat: prosthetic hook hand.

101 uses of a dead cat: morning star.

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

'Looks like mice wave been at this cake. Impossible, the cat slept on it all night.'

Mouse has fought a cat and won by severing his head with a sword and is holding it aloft in victory.

"You'd think having nine lives, we'd be better at retirement planning."

Biofelineism

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

Schrodinger's Black Box

Schrödinger and his cat

'In the alternate universe I've come up with, everything would be exactly the same except cats would bark.'

Cat laughs at 'Ameowsing Cat Jokes.'

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

"Would you say the pain is more like a me-ow or a me-ouch?"

Man asks haughty looking cat: "And how, exactly, do you qualify as a spokesman for the feline community?"

"Each of my previous books had nine editions."

'I want to talk about your efforts to increase sales, Robert.'

"Keep your guard up. We're entering big-cat country."

"Space is not for pussies!"

'God! This tastes like cats...'

"He would rather die than salivate!"

'Found your problem - there was a hairball in the gasline.'

Curiosity discovers life on Mars

Cat Desk Organizers: In, Out, Eat, Sleep.

'You know, if you cleaned the litter box more often, you wouldn't have to wear the hazmat suit.'

'How's your new fish?'

101 uses of a dead cat: chopping board.

101 uses of a dead cat: desk spike

"Are you going to finish that? I'm auditioning for a 'That Cat Is Too Damn Fat' video."