Cat Cuddle Couture Pillows

'The cats love getting some fresh air, and it's the warmed coat I've ever had.'

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

"Damn! - I slept right through my afternoon nap today. . ."

Shelter Cat Nap

"What's he doing? A nap in the middle of a work day? Oh, I like this..."

Snooze buttons for cat owners

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

Why Poodles Become Killers

She left lots of photos out so the cat wouldn't miss her while she was away...

"How do we break it to them that work-from-home ends next week?"

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

Contented man and cat sleeping

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

Love.

'Race you to the nearest lap?'

'We know you have a cat.'

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

I think the cat wants to go out.

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

"There's no need for your kitty to be envious. After state and federal taxes and legal administrative fees, Chessy's share of Aunt Martha's estate came to hardly anything."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Is listening to her talk about her feelings worth a tiny can of tuna?"

'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies

Help! I've fallen in love and I can't get up! Cat alert system.

"Peace. Love. Adopt."

"Aye, now that I'm retired, the can opener seemed more practical."

'A vet!! Take Princess to a vet?'

"Rats, Master and Mistress are fighting again! Looks like the couch won't be free tonight..."

"I'm beginning to worry she might work out who is really in charge."

'I always take what he says with a grain of salt...