Cat Cuddle Connoisseurs Pillows

Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

"No, being declawed is the opposite of being a cyborg!"

'Are you SURE you switched off the electric blanket, luv?'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Is listening to her talk about her feelings worth a tiny can of tuna?"

Dog enjoying a sniffathon.

'They give you a lot of treats while they're training you, so play dumb for as long as you can.'

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

'Littering, Your Honor.'

The Upholstery Consultant

She'd decided to apply for a species change...

Hello City Pound? Please take my dog away.

Cat being licked by plant.

"Dog...God. God...dog. Cat...tac."

"And you wonder why they call me a bitch?"

Child huddled up in the cold, while kitten plays with a sun.

"A kitten for your thoughts."

Meower...Mate...Model...Muse.

'Now I really am sick.'

"Nice place you got here... and widescreen entertainment!"

'Well, yes, a little lonely, dear. But I have Mog. And my Grand Theft Auto...'

"Does no one here have an actual child?"

"I. . . hate . . . bath day."

"Maybe if you played the xylophone like this cat, I'd pay more attention to you."

The Cat that Ate the Canary, 3 a.m.

"The cat's sleeping." "She's so comfy." "If I move I'll wake her up." "The phone is ringing... They'll call back later." "I'm hungry... But it'll pass." "Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

"Take us to your leader!"

"I can see it going even a little more feline."

"Love you!"

'What time is it? The small hand is on the 6 and the cat's paw is on my chin.'