Cat Cuddle Aficionado Pillows

"What makes you think they like YOU best?"

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

"Damn! - I slept right through my afternoon nap today. . ."

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

Shelter Cat Nap

"What's he doing? A nap in the middle of a work day? Oh, I like this..."

She left lots of photos out so the cat wouldn't miss her while she was away...

Contented man and cat sleeping

"How do we break it to them that work-from-home ends next week?"

Snooze buttons for cat owners

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

"Can you come back next week? He's napping."

"Look - I'm cold, you're cold. Why don't we settle down and start a family?"

Love.

'Race you to the nearest lap?'

'So that we can have a productive meeting, please turn off all phones and put away any catnip toys.'

"Now you can stop watching those cute cat videos."

"These few weeks off school have convinced me that I'm definitely a stay-at-home kid."

Meowlzebub

'We know you have a cat.'

"Sure, it's been a tough quarter, but somehow we always land on our feet."

'What do you say, Lola - let's take a break.'

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

"There's no need for your kitty to be envious. After state and federal taxes and legal administrative fees, Chessy's share of Aunt Martha's estate came to hardly anything."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'I'll have the steak and she'll have the tuna.'

"Is listening to her talk about her feelings worth a tiny can of tuna?"

'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies

"Okay, who's purring?"