Cat Cuddle Enthusiast Pillows

"Let's try one without smiling."

Cat Dreams

"Take it easy. It's the weekend."

'What time is it? The small hand is on the 6 and the cat's paw is on my chin.'

The Upholstery Consultant

"Nice place you got here... and widescreen entertainment!"

She'd decided to apply for a species change...

'We're never leaving here are we?'

"And you wonder why they call me a bitch?"

'I'm worried we might be replaced.'

Why cats don't cook. (sign on wall reads: Federal Law requires all employees to wear hairnets)

'I know cats follow their owners around but this is ridiculous'

'Please forgive me. I'll never offend your dignity again!'

'Just what is it that cats are really thinking?'

'Now I really am sick.'

"I. . . hate . . . bath day."

"So rude … yet adorable."

"Simple pleasures..."

"A kitten for your thoughts."

"We were dog people when we met - what happened?"

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

Copycats

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"Foster failure"

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"Cat box"

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"