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A Cat becomes the victim of a broken spring in an armchair.

'The cats love getting some fresh air, and it's the warmed coat I've ever had.'

Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

"No, being declawed is the opposite of being a cyborg!"

I'm sure it's fake.

'Are you SURE you switched off the electric blanket, luv?'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Is listening to her talk about her feelings worth a tiny can of tuna?"

Dog enjoying a sniffathon.

'They give you a lot of treats while they're training you, so play dumb for as long as you can.'

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

Hello City Pound? Please take my dog away.

'Littering, Your Honor.'

The Upholstery Consultant

Cat being licked by plant.

She'd decided to apply for a species change...

"Dog...God. God...dog. Cat...tac."

'Now I really am sick.'

Meower...Mate...Model...Muse.

"And you wonder why they call me a bitch?"

Furniture. I don't care what style. I just want a couch that matches her fur.

Child huddled up in the cold, while kitten plays with a sun.

"A kitten for your thoughts."

'You better believe I'm getting a second opinion...CATaracts, my eye!'

"Take us to your leader!"

"Does no one here have an actual child?"

"Nice place you got here... and widescreen entertainment!"

"Maybe if you played the xylophone like this cat, I'd pay more attention to you."

"I can see it going even a little more feline."

"I. . . hate . . . bath day."

'Well, yes, a little lonely, dear. But I have Mog. And my Grand Theft Auto...'

The Cat that Ate the Canary, 3 a.m.

"The cat's sleeping." "She's so comfy." "If I move I'll wake her up." "The phone is ringing... They'll call back later." "I'm hungry... But it'll pass." "Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

"Love you!"