Canine Couture Fan Pillows

"I can't wait until I'm old enough to dress myself."

'Old Fred spoils that pooch of his!'

Despite what his friends said about 'ugly Christmas sweaters', Chester couldn't wait to have his holiday pet photo taken...'

"I was almost that last year."

No littering...

Dog Dressed to Eat

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

Why Poodles Become Killers

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

Why would a dog wear a hat?

Garbage Piñata

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

"Overkill, dude."

I think the cat wants to go out.

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

Dog park. I'm terrible with names, but I'm good with butts.

"Why can't you just wear a doggie sweater?"

'The Big Beg Theory'

'Oh Mike, what have they done to you?'

"Well, when you were called a 'bad dog,' were you publicly harmed?"

"Mmm my, there is just something about a man in footie pajamas."

'First we had her fixed, then we had her gussied up.'

"She's a model dog, alright. When she's not on a catwalk, she demands a lot of attention, requires constant grooming, and is a picky eater."

'You know Rosco, our species just ain't what it used to be.'

'He's not too picky. He'll sleep through most anything.'

Tiger suddenly realizes he enrolled in the wrong class.

"Yes, but why did they use a picture that makes me look fat?!"

"No one ever really wears collars like these, of course."

Dog with bald spots wearing jumper.

"Honey, I don't think Lucky likes that cute little Santa Hat you bought for him!"

"How's the new job?"

"I told him about anthropomorphism, and he decided to try it."