Canine Coiffure Fan Pillows

'First we had her fixed, then we had her gussied up.'

No littering...

Santa Dog

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

'Mmm … and he's ringing wet too. I just can't resist the smell of a wet dog.'

Museum of Bones

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

"Why can't you just wear a doggie sweater?"

"Binge-watching squirrels. What are you doing?"

Pets christmas tree

No Dogs.

"He loves to give autographs!"

"Well, when you were called a 'bad dog,' were you publicly harmed?"

'You say he's been shaking his head?'

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

"Yes, but why did they use a picture that makes me look fat?!"

'I hear the meeting was cancelled last Saturday.' - 'Yeah. Someone drugged the hare.'

'He's not too picky. He'll sleep through most anything.'

'Try it! I think it's gone bad.'

"I'm not his best friend. But he is on my extended network."

'Satchel...Why are you crying?'

"That's not my dog. It's my dad."

'You know Rosco, our species just ain't what it used to be.'

Tiger suddenly realizes he enrolled in the wrong class.

Dachshund Yoga

"Ha ha, I guess my photo on the dating site may have been a little misleading."

"You're right, you DO smell like a wiener!"

'Bad dog! Stop trying to kill the cat!'

"How's the new job?"

"There's more than one way to skin a cat!" - Book signing.