Canine Cuddle Fan Pillows

If you have 5 dogs, 3 will be asleep.

'He's not too picky. He'll sleep through most anything.'

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

No littering...

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

"That's how humans reproduce? But, there's three of them..."

Garbage Piñata

Santa Dog

'Sorry mum, I had a brain freeze during the test...'

Can I have a look at the map?

"My client was across town at the time of the murder, as a quick sniff of Exhibit A will demonstrate."

Dog enjoying a sniffathon.

'They give you a lot of treats while they're training you, so play dumb for as long as you can.'

'Let's agree to disagree.'

Dog park. I'm terrible with names, but I'm good with butts.

Animal immigration

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

The Rolling Bones

'The Big Beg Theory'

No Dogs.

"I wish I could hug you."

'First we had her fixed, then we had her gussied up.'

"Well, when you were called a 'bad dog,' were you publicly harmed?"

Pets christmas tree

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

'Try it! I think it's gone bad.'

"I'm not his best friend. But he is on my extended network."

Tiger suddenly realizes he enrolled in the wrong class.

'You know Rosco, our species just ain't what it used to be.'

'You wish, Timmy.'

"Yes, but why did they use a picture that makes me look fat?!"

'I hear the meeting was cancelled last Saturday.' - 'Yeah. Someone drugged the hare.'

'Satchel...Why are you crying?'