Canine Cuddle Fan Prints

If you have 5 dogs, 3 will be asleep.

'He's not too picky. He'll sleep through most anything.'

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

No littering...

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

"That's how humans reproduce? But, there's three of them..."

Santa Dog

Can I have a look at the map?

'Sorry mum, I had a brain freeze during the test...'

"My client was across town at the time of the murder, as a quick sniff of Exhibit A will demonstrate."

Dog enjoying a sniffathon.

'They give you a lot of treats while they're training you, so play dumb for as long as you can.'

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

The Rolling Bones

No Dogs.

Pets christmas tree

"I wish I could hug you."

"Well, when you were called a 'bad dog,' were you publicly harmed?"

'First we had her fixed, then we had her gussied up.'

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

'You wish, Timmy.'

'Satchel...Why are you crying?'

"I'm not his best friend. But he is on my extended network."

'Try it! I think it's gone bad.'

'I hear the meeting was cancelled last Saturday.' - 'Yeah. Someone drugged the hare.'

"Yes, but why did they use a picture that makes me look fat?!"

'You know Rosco, our species just ain't what it used to be.'

Tiger suddenly realizes he enrolled in the wrong class.

"Ha ha, I guess my photo on the dating site may have been a little misleading."