Canine Cruising Fan Prints

'I told him to keep his head in the car, and Heaven knows I didn't see that road sign coming either...'

No littering...

Noah's Ark/Single's Cruise

Santa Dog

Garbage Piñata

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

Museum of Bones

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

Dog park. I'm terrible with names, but I'm good with butts.

Animal immigration

'First we had her fixed, then we had her gussied up.'

"You know that tune you sang yesterday morning? It was stuck in my head the whole day long..."

"Binge-watching squirrels. What are you doing?"

"Well, when you were called a 'bad dog,' were you publicly harmed?"

'My dog chases everyone on a bicycle!'

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

'I hear the meeting was cancelled last Saturday.' - 'Yeah. Someone drugged the hare.'

'Orchestra Pit Bull.'

"I don't feel like I'm making any progress, it's like I'm just chasing my tail again."

'He's not too picky. He'll sleep through most anything.'

"I'm not his best friend. But he is on my extended network."

An Eyeliner.

"Yes, but why did they use a picture that makes me look fat?!"

'You know Rosco, our species just ain't what it used to be.'

Tiger suddenly realizes he enrolled in the wrong class.

An angel walking a dog that has stopped to dig in a cloud

"You're right, you DO smell like a wiener!"

"How's the new job?"

A little girl and her Saint Bernard

Pool float party. I like that, it's the Titanic and an iceberg!

'You sound like a bunch of cats! The growl has to be deeper and the barks crisper. Okay, let's take it again from the first howl.'

He used to be a cat person, but he went over to the "bark side."

'The last thing I knew he was on a plane to an obedience school in Omaha!'

'Merry Christmas!'

Despite what his friends said about 'ugly Christmas sweaters', Chester couldn't wait to have his holiday pet photo taken...'