Quirky Canine Fan Prints

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

No littering...

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

"His mother was a poodle and his father was a shoe."

Dog phrenology

Antler Buzzers.

'Sorry mum, I had a brain freeze during the test...'

"He's a Crocodoodle."

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

No Dogs.

Pets christmas tree

'Bloomin rare breeds.'

"Well, when you were called a 'bad dog,' were you publicly harmed?"

'I bought him off the Internet. Don't be alarmed if there's a small charge on your credit card.'

'He's not too picky. He'll sleep through most anything.'

"Yes, but why did they use a picture that makes me look fat?!"

'You wish, Timmy.'

'Satchel...Why are you crying?'

Tiger suddenly realizes he enrolled in the wrong class.

'Try it! I think it's gone bad.'

"Kate! Long time, no sniff!"

'You know Rosco, our species just ain't what it used to be.'

"Ha ha, I guess my photo on the dating site may have been a little misleading."

'Some people think they're ugly. I think they're appealing!'

"Do these jeans make my butt sound big?"

"It's true, I was such a cute puppy I was once dognapped by a young girl in the neighbourhood! The police got involved and everything..."

"I can't help being annoying. I'm a Pain-In-The Saurus."

'Bad dog! Stop trying to kill the cat!'