Quirky Canine Fan Gifts

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

No littering...

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

Garbage Piñata

"His mother was a poodle and his father was a shoe."

Well, you'd better learn to like them!

Dog phrenology

'Sorry mum, I had a brain freeze during the test...'

Antler Buzzers.

"He's a Crocodoodle."

'Let's agree to disagree.'

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

Dog park. I'm terrible with names, but I'm good with butts.

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

'Bloomin rare breeds.'

No Dogs.

Pets christmas tree

"Well, when you were called a 'bad dog,' were you publicly harmed?"

"Hock pa-tooie. Hock pa-tooie. Hock pa-tooie."

'I bought him off the Internet. Don't be alarmed if there's a small charge on your credit card.'

"Kate! Long time, no sniff!"

'He's not too picky. He'll sleep through most anything.'

'Satchel...Why are you crying?'

Tiger suddenly realizes he enrolled in the wrong class.

'You wish, Timmy.'

'Try it! I think it's gone bad.'

'You know Rosco, our species just ain't what it used to be.'

"Yes, but why did they use a picture that makes me look fat?!"

"Ha ha, I guess my photo on the dating site may have been a little misleading."

"Do these jeans make my butt sound big?"

'Some people think they're ugly. I think they're appealing!'

"I can't help being annoying. I'm a Pain-In-The Saurus."

"It's true, I was such a cute puppy I was once dognapped by a young girl in the neighbourhood! The police got involved and everything..."

How are your mime skills? I want to convince a dog he's surrounded by an invisible fence.