Comedic Canine Fan Gifts

Island visit.

'You wish, Timmy.'

No littering...

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

Pet Entertainers

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

"I run around this high school track every morning."

Garbage Piñata

'Let's agree to disagree.'

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

"I know I said, 'If there's anything I can do,' but I draw the line on licking your incision for you."

Dog park. I'm terrible with names, but I'm good with butts.

Dog Realtor

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

'Your manuscript was delicious.'

Boxers vs. Briefs

The Rolling Bones

Pets christmas tree

No Dogs.

"Well, when you were called a 'bad dog,' were you publicly harmed?"

'Bring back my crystal ball!'

"I didn't want him growing up to be like his father."

"Oh, God, am I housebroken."

No wonder kickboxing seems so hard.

'You look lovely, but we need to lengthen your train a bit...'

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

"I only know 'Sit' and 'Stay.' "

"Yes, but why did they use a picture that makes me look fat?!"

'You know Rosco, our species just ain't what it used to be.'

Tiger suddenly realizes he enrolled in the wrong class.

"And how long have you had this superiority complex?"

'Satchel...Why are you crying?'

'Try it! I think it's gone bad.'

'Pointless Pets: A ceramic tiled giraffe.'

"Pet peeves" "I fear the cat." "I fear the cat" "I fear the cat." "Fecced me."