Comedic Animal Interaction Fan Gifts

'Fortunately for you, in this world it's dog eat dog!'

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

Well, you'd better learn to like them!

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

"Leonard! Throw me the car keys!"

"We're giving you our complete cooperation. There's no need to bark at us!"

"I wish you'd stop obsessively checking your feed!"

"Now why would a seagull fly in here and try to establish a rapport with me?"

You inserted donkey DNA into an insect? I made a braying mantis!

"Wait … where’s Chicken Little? And who is ‘Kim Jong Un’?"

After Hours in the Pet Shop.

"You know that tune you sang yesterday morning? It was stuck in my head the whole day long..."

Parrot annoying dog.

"Do you think it's an accident of history that Freemasons live in houses and we live in trees?"

'You look lovely, but we need to lengthen your train a bit...'

"Pet peeves" "I fear the cat." "I fear the cat" "I fear the cat." "Fecced me."

Genetic Research Lab. You crossed a woodpecker with an armadillo?! I didn't authorize that experiment! I know. It was a peccadillo.

'I love show biz!'

'You wish, Timmy.'

"And how long have you had this superiority complex?"

Kevin's trip to the supermarket took an unexpected turn at the frozen fish cabinet.

"That is one incredibly fast and freaked-out squirrel."

Fauna Hybrids

'Pointless Pets: A ceramic tiled giraffe.'

Gatorade!

"Either wishbone done hit the mother lode or he been in thet durn mine too long."

"We’re going to have to be very discreet. We don’t travel together, and we don’t dine together."

Kangaroo in a plane.

'How do you know all these cats? I've never even met them.'

'You think one is tough, try raising two!'

'Not me...I'm watching my cholesterol!'

'That's gotta be the muttiest mutt I've ever met.'

'They have great rapport.'

'Holy S**t!'