Playful Interaction Fan Gifts

Dog attacking a cat's tail with a rake.

""Forget that 'Age Before Beauty' stuff. I want to stay behind you to keep an eye on you!"

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

Guy on stilts watching a balloon dog lift its leg on his stilts. Balloon animal maker watching on.

"We're giving you our complete cooperation. There's no need to bark at us!"

"I wish you'd stop obsessively checking your feed!"

"Now why would a seagull fly in here and try to establish a rapport with me?"

"Wait … where’s Chicken Little? And who is ‘Kim Jong Un’?"

Parrot annoying dog.

"Okay, now this time just start chasing the squirrel instead of asking it to dance."

"You know that tune you sang yesterday morning? It was stuck in my head the whole day long..."

"Do you think it's an accident of history that Freemasons live in houses and we live in trees?"

Cupid fires an arrow into a football.

"That is one incredibly fast and freaked-out squirrel."

A man playing with a baby

Family wearing shin guards to protect against the kid in a play car.

'Excuse me, coach - but are we the hugs or the kisses?'

Fat Kid 27- Makes a slug

Can you feel the electricity in the air?...

Propriety

"I don’t know if this is just the cashews talking, but I find you absolutely delightful."

'How do you know all these cats? I've never even met them.'

'They have great rapport.'

"Ooh, scrummy!"

A Yankee in Dixie: 'What in blue blazes is a 'tunerfish' sam' wich?'

"Tag. . . you're it!"

"Hey! That's my little brother! Only I get to bully him."

"I've got this phobia about paying bills...."

'Press the red button for the 'no grunt' option...'

"Aren't you aware that 97% of communication is non verbal?"

'See? I've got a rock AND a stick! -- I've invented MULTITASKING!'

"Going anywhere nice this weekend?"

'What's up with the milk?'