Quirky Interaction Fan Gifts

"The lady in the bed across the hall would like to buy you a pain pill."

"I don’t know if this is just the cashews talking, but I find you absolutely delightful."

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"Trust me. This is going to make it easier to discuss your childhood."

-"What has this got to do with communication?" -"It's my invention...the hand smiley."

Old-fashioned computer

"He's at that awkward age."

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

Beachy Hair

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

"Now why would a seagull fly in here and try to establish a rapport with me?"

'Extreme acupuncture.'

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

Tapped Tree

John's invention of a 'motorised' bar stool proved to be great fun.

Hugs and knucklebumps don't mix.

"Okay, now this time just start chasing the squirrel instead of asking it to dance."

"This one is really unusual. We have to remove a horseshoe from a guy's naval."

Pirate trying on parrots.

Sugar Machine

"That is one incredibly fast and freaked-out squirrel."

Frittering a Banana by Electricity.

Ellis K., Appliance Faith Healer

'This watch goes up to fifty-nine seconds a minute!'

Three ducks: two have normal bills, third one has bill turned around like bill of cap.

'How do you know all these cats? I've never even met them.'

Time For This Odd House

'That's curious, Mr Van Der Pummen...up to question 2084 you seem entirely normal, but then after 2085 you suddenly go to pieces!'

"Absolutely not. I don't give my provenance over the phone."

'Good evening! The debate continues over the idea of horse whisperers...'

""Forget that 'Age Before Beauty' stuff. I want to stay behind you to keep an eye on you!"

Ringing horn

"Guess what I say today!!"

'Sure I can chat - just let me pull over to the shoulder.'