Quirky Interaction Fan Gifts

"The lady in the bed across the hall would like to buy you a pain pill."

"I don’t know if this is just the cashews talking, but I find you absolutely delightful."

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"Trust me. This is going to make it easier to discuss your childhood."

-"What has this got to do with communication?" -"It's my invention...the hand smiley."

Old-fashioned computer

"Now why would a seagull fly in here and try to establish a rapport with me?"

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

Beachy Hair

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

"He's at that awkward age."

'Extreme acupuncture.'

Hugs and knucklebumps don't mix.

Shelton takes an ill-fated flight on his plug-in heli-pack.

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

Tapped Tree

John's invention of a 'motorised' bar stool proved to be great fun.

"Okay, now this time just start chasing the squirrel instead of asking it to dance."

"This one is really unusual. We have to remove a horseshoe from a guy's naval."

Pirate trying on parrots.

Sugar Machine

Frittering a Banana by Electricity.

"That is one incredibly fast and freaked-out squirrel."

'This watch goes up to fifty-nine seconds a minute!'

Three ducks: two have normal bills, third one has bill turned around like bill of cap.

Freak Accident Specialist

Ellis K., Appliance Faith Healer

'How do you know all these cats? I've never even met them.'

Time For This Odd House

'That's curious, Mr Van Der Pummen...up to question 2084 you seem entirely normal, but then after 2085 you suddenly go to pieces!'

"Yes, I'm sure it'll work. They hate turkeys with bad taste."

"Absolutely not. I don't give my provenance over the phone."

"Guess what I say today!!"

'Sure I can chat - just let me pull over to the shoulder.'

'Good evening! The debate continues over the idea of horse whisperers...'