Animal Interaction Fan Gifts

"That is one incredibly fast and freaked-out squirrel."

"Now why would a seagull fly in here and try to establish a rapport with me?"

'How do you know all these cats? I've never even met them.'

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

Head over Hooves

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Cat and mouse

"The unlucky lemming"

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

Wolf Karaoke

E-Baying @ The Moon

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

"That's how humans reproduce? But, there's three of them..."

Mating rituals

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

"Leonard! Throw me the car keys!"

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

"We're giving you our complete cooperation. There's no need to bark at us!"

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

'They learn fast, don't they?'

Boarway Show

Cat reading Rommel biography.

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

Echo in the hippo.

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

"I'll just have a small salad. . . say 400 pounds of fresh river vegetation."

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'