Animal Interaction Fan Gifts

"That is one incredibly fast and freaked-out squirrel."

"Now why would a seagull fly in here and try to establish a rapport with me?"

'How do you know all these cats? I've never even met them.'

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

E-Baying @ The Moon

Cat and mouse

Wolf Karaoke

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"The unlucky lemming"

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

Mating rituals

"That's how humans reproduce? But, there's three of them..."

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

"Leonard! Throw me the car keys!"

'This is a real barnburner.'

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

"I think they may have rumbled me, Sarge."

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

"We're giving you our complete cooperation. There's no need to bark at us!"

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

'They learn fast, don't they?'

Boarway Show

Lucky has an 'out-of-potty' experience.

"I wish you'd stop obsessively checking your feed!"

Cat reading Rommel biography.

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'