Animal Communication Fan Gifts

"We're giving you our complete cooperation. There's no need to bark at us!"

'They have great rapport.'

"Aren't you aware that 97% of communication is non verbal?"

"Why do you always have to be so negative? Everything is always caw, caw, caw!"

"Polly wanna quaker."

Parrot annoying dog.

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

Wolf Karaoke

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"I'm fascinated by body language."

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

-"What has this got to do with communication?" -"It's my invention...the hand smiley."

'This is a real barnburner.'

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

"What kind of tomorrow is it? — I don't know, when I wake up, it's already today."

"I think they may have rumbled me, Sarge."

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

Boarway Show

'We should talk more.'

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'

"I wish you'd stop obsessively checking your feed!"

"This maze hasn't been much fun since the tourists found it."