Animal Communication Fan Prints

"We're giving you our complete cooperation. There's no need to bark at us!"

'They have great rapport.'

"Aren't you aware that 97% of communication is non verbal?"

"Why do you always have to be so negative? Everything is always caw, caw, caw!"

"Polly wanna quaker."

Parrot annoying dog.

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

Wolf Karaoke

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

"I'm fascinated by body language."

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

-"What has this got to do with communication?" -"It's my invention...the hand smiley."

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

"What kind of tomorrow is it? — I don't know, when I wake up, it's already today."

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

Boarway Show

"I wish you'd stop obsessively checking your feed!"

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'

"Now why would a seagull fly in here and try to establish a rapport with me?"

-Psst! Back me in the 4:30! -Oh! -Surprised I can talk, huh? -No, surprised you think you can win!

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

'We should talk more.'

"I'll just have a small salad. . . say 400 pounds of fresh river vegetation."