Talking Animal Fan Prints

"I did it!"

"I'm fascinated by body language."

"The hard part was pulling my head off the wall and reattaching it to my body."

"O.K., Beverly, I'm a squirrel. What else?"

-Psst! Back me in the 4:30! -Oh! -Surprised I can talk, huh? -No, surprised you think you can win!

'Sparky's amazing ability to speak to humans betrays him...'

'We should talk more.'

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

"As I was only saying the other day..."

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

Wolf Karaoke

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"Ever eat a bird?"

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

'This is a real barnburner.'

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

"I think they may have rumbled me, Sarge."

"Actually I never loved you."

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

"What kind of tomorrow is it? — I don't know, when I wake up, it's already today."

"We're giving you our complete cooperation. There's no need to bark at us!"

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

Boarway Show

"Hiya, hiya, hiya, guy. I'm the bluebird of Prozac."

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

"This maze hasn't been much fun since the tourists found it."

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'