Talking Animal Fan T-Shirts

"I did it!"

"I'm fascinated by body language."

"The hard part was pulling my head off the wall and reattaching it to my body."

"O.K., Beverly, I'm a squirrel. What else?"

-Psst! Back me in the 4:30! -Oh! -Surprised I can talk, huh? -No, surprised you think you can win!

'Sparky's amazing ability to speak to humans betrays him...'

'We should talk more.'

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"As I was only saying the other day..."

Wolf Karaoke

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"Ever eat a bird?"

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

"Actually I never loved you."

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

"What kind of tomorrow is it? — I don't know, when I wake up, it's already today."

"We're giving you our complete cooperation. There's no need to bark at us!"

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

"Hiya, hiya, hiya, guy. I'm the bluebird of Prozac."

Boarway Show

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

"I wish you'd stop obsessively checking your feed!"

"I'll just have a small salad. . . say 400 pounds of fresh river vegetation."

"I didn't get the job: apparently, burying your head in the sand is not a good project management strategy..."