Talking Animals Fan T-Shirts

'I bet you think you have known interesting people before, not like me. I am truly fascinating.'

"As I was only saying the other day..."

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

"Ever eat a bird?"

"I'm fascinated by body language."

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

"Another slander suit!"

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

"You know what the Serengeti lacks?—Decent deserts."

"Now, let your inner ‘bad dog’ answer the question ..."

"Actually I never loved you."

"What kind of tomorrow is it? — I don't know, when I wake up, it's already today."

"Hiya, hiya, hiya, guy. I'm the bluebird of Prozac."

'We should talk more.'

-Psst! Back me in the 4:30! -Oh! -Surprised I can talk, huh? -No, surprised you think you can win!

"I wish you'd stop obsessively checking your feed!"

"I understand you've learned some new tricks since you were here last."

"You know that tune you sang yesterday morning? It was stuck in my head the whole day long..."

"Wait … where’s Chicken Little? And who is ‘Kim Jong Un’?"

"I started out eating homework. Now I shred documents."

'I've been experiencing a lot of deja moo.'

"Do you think it's an accident of history that Freemasons live in houses and we live in trees?"

"Yes, he does speak, but only on condition of anonymity."

'Sorry Binky, but there is no category for talking dogs.'

"So, sniffed any interesting butts lately?"

"I did it!"

"Your work's fine, it's your break time I want to talk to you about."

"What do you think of the new feed?"

"People are O.K., but I prefer little pieces of string."

Throw another hedgehog on the fire, would you pet?

'If provoked - his remarks can be scathing.'

"I'm for universal coverage but not for cats."

'Sparky's amazing ability to speak to humans betrays him...'