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"I'm for universal coverage but not for cats."

So you're a mocking bird...

"My master's vowel hyperarticulation is wearing a bit thin..."

"Ever eat a bird?"

"I'm fascinated by body language."

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

ONE HORSE TOWN

"Another slander suit!"

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

"Give it up—Frisbee is your game."

"Actually I never loved you."

"Hiya, hiya, hiya, guy. I'm the bluebird of Prozac."

-Psst! Back me in the 4:30! -Oh! -Surprised I can talk, huh? -No, surprised you think you can win!

'We should talk more.'

"I started out eating homework. Now I shred documents."

'I must admit that I've come a long way since I first heard the word speak!...'

"I'm sorry I ever taught him to speak"

'Sorry Binky, but there is no category for talking dogs.'

"A few years ago they didn't even have a category for talking dogs."

"Yes, he does speak, but only on condition of anonymity."

"I did it!"

"BOL means Barking Out Loud."

"I could have been man's best friend but who needs the pressure."

"Your work's fine, it's your break time I want to talk to you about."

'If provoked - his remarks can be scathing.'

'I bet you think you have known interesting people before, not like me. I am truly fascinating.'

"Yeah, I tried beaver once too, but I didn't like the woody after-taste..."

Throw another hedgehog on the fire, would you pet?

'Stop me if you've heard this one before.'

'Sparky's amazing ability to speak to humans betrays him...'

"Come on, I'll sneak you in the doggie door."

'Well, I know the moon is closer.'

'I demand a second opinion!'

"The hard part was pulling my head off the wall and reattaching it to my body."

'Look at that crazy cowboy, Butch, he's talking to his horse!'