Talking Animals Fan Pillows

'I bet you think you have known interesting people before, not like me. I am truly fascinating.'

"As I was only saying the other day..."

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

"Ever eat a bird?"

"I'm fascinated by body language."

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

"Another slander suit!"

"What kind of tomorrow is it? — I don't know, when I wake up, it's already today."

"Now, let your inner ‘bad dog’ answer the question ..."

"Actually I never loved you."

"You know what the Serengeti lacks?—Decent deserts."

"Hiya, hiya, hiya, guy. I'm the bluebird of Prozac."

'We should talk more.'

"I wish you'd stop obsessively checking your feed!"

-Psst! Back me in the 4:30! -Oh! -Surprised I can talk, huh? -No, surprised you think you can win!

"You know that tune you sang yesterday morning? It was stuck in my head the whole day long..."

"I understand you've learned some new tricks since you were here last."

"Wait … where’s Chicken Little? And who is ‘Kim Jong Un’?"

"I started out eating homework. Now I shred documents."

"Do you think it's an accident of history that Freemasons live in houses and we live in trees?"

'Sorry Binky, but there is no category for talking dogs.'

"Yes, he does speak, but only on condition of anonymity."

"So, sniffed any interesting butts lately?"

"I did it!"

"Your work's fine, it's your break time I want to talk to you about."

"I'm for universal coverage but not for cats."

"Yeah, I tried beaver once too, but I didn't like the woody after-taste..."

'If provoked - his remarks can be scathing.'

Throw another hedgehog on the fire, would you pet?

"People are O.K., but I prefer little pieces of string."

'Sparky's amazing ability to speak to humans betrays him...'

"What do you think of the new feed?"