Animal Conversation Fans Pillows

"What kind of tomorrow is it? — I don't know, when I wake up, it's already today."

I'm feeling a bit sluggish to tell you the truth!

'Christmas morning is pretty much the only day people don't complain when I wake them up...'

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"As I was only saying the other day..."

"I'm fascinated by body language."

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

Happy birthday Darling!

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

"Give it up—Frisbee is your game."

"We're giving you our complete cooperation. There's no need to bark at us!"

"Hiya, hiya, hiya, guy. I'm the bluebird of Prozac."

"I'd hate to see the flea big enough to wear those!"

"I wish you'd stop obsessively checking your feed!"

-Psst! Back me in the 4:30! -Oh! -Surprised I can talk, huh? -No, surprised you think you can win!

'We should talk more.'

Parrot annoying dog.

"Wait … where’s Chicken Little? And who is ‘Kim Jong Un’?"

"I started out eating homework. Now I shred documents."

"You know that tune you sang yesterday morning? It was stuck in my head the whole day long..."

'While we're at it - let's cruise the Bahamas!'

"...and finally..."

'It's my feature wall.'

"Do you think it's an accident of history that Freemasons live in houses and we live in trees?"

"Brrr! Lucky you, growing your own blanket!"

"The 'yip yip yip' is mine. Stick to your 'woof woof woof.'"

"No, it's not my birthday, either."

'First you come down, then we talk.'

'Sorry Binky, but there is no category for talking dogs.'

"I did it!"

"I could have been man's best friend but who needs the pressure."

"Lucky I was able to find all you guys close to my house."