Animal Conversation Fans Pillows

"What kind of tomorrow is it? — I don't know, when I wake up, it's already today."

I'm feeling a bit sluggish to tell you the truth!

'Christmas morning is pretty much the only day people don't complain when I wake them up...'

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

"As I was only saying the other day..."

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"I'm fascinated by body language."

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

Happy birthday Darling!

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

"Give it up—Frisbee is your game."

"We're giving you our complete cooperation. There's no need to bark at us!"

"Hiya, hiya, hiya, guy. I'm the bluebird of Prozac."

'We should talk more.'

"I'd hate to see the flea big enough to wear those!"

-Psst! Back me in the 4:30! -Oh! -Surprised I can talk, huh? -No, surprised you think you can win!

"I wish you'd stop obsessively checking your feed!"

"I started out eating homework. Now I shred documents."

Parrot annoying dog.

"You know that tune you sang yesterday morning? It was stuck in my head the whole day long..."

"Wait … where’s Chicken Little? And who is ‘Kim Jong Un’?"

'While we're at it - let's cruise the Bahamas!'

"...and finally..."

'It's my feature wall.'

"Do you think it's an accident of history that Freemasons live in houses and we live in trees?"

'First you come down, then we talk.'

"Brrr! Lucky you, growing your own blanket!"

"No, it's not my birthday, either."

"The 'yip yip yip' is mine. Stick to your 'woof woof woof.'"

'Sorry Binky, but there is no category for talking dogs.'

"I did it!"

"I could have been man's best friend but who needs the pressure."

"Lucky I was able to find all you guys close to my house."