Talking Animal Aficionado Pillows

'Well, I know the moon is closer.'

"....And what's the deal with fetch? You want the stick or don't you? Make up your mind already!"

"I don't actually talk, I just mimic sounds."

"My master's vowel hyperarticulation is wearing a bit thin..."

"Ever eat a bird?"

"I'm fascinated by body language."

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

"Another slander suit!"

"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!"

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

"Actually I never loved you."

"Give it up—Frisbee is your game."

"Hiya, hiya, hiya, guy. I'm the bluebird of Prozac."

-Psst! Back me in the 4:30! -Oh! -Surprised I can talk, huh? -No, surprised you think you can win!

'We should talk more.'

"I started out eating homework. Now I shred documents."

"Tonight... Hemingway."

Balding dog

'Maybe I should abandon my crew and keep all the treasure for myself!'

'I must admit that I've come a long way since I first heard the word speak!...'

"Yes, he does speak, but only on condition of anonymity."

"I did it!"

"I could have been man's best friend but who needs the pressure."

"Your work's fine, it's your break time I want to talk to you about."

Throw another hedgehog on the fire, would you pet?

'I bet you think you have known interesting people before, not like me. I am truly fascinating.'

"I'm for universal coverage but not for cats."

'If provoked - his remarks can be scathing.'

"Yeah, I tried beaver once too, but I didn't like the woody after-taste..."

'Sparky's amazing ability to speak to humans betrays him...'

"How come you never get the kind of granola with the chocolate chips in it?"

"You taught me to speak, and now that I'm talking to you, you're all freaked out."

"The hard part was pulling my head off the wall and reattaching it to my body."

'Look at that crazy cowboy, Butch, he's talking to his horse!'

"At the time of the incident, I was employed in the Dunbar house as a pet."