Talking Animal Aficionado Prints

'Well, I know the moon is closer.'

"I don't actually talk, I just mimic sounds."

"....And what's the deal with fetch? You want the stick or don't you? Make up your mind already!"

"Ever eat a bird?"

"My master's vowel hyperarticulation is wearing a bit thin..."

"I'm fascinated by body language."

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

"Another slander suit!"

"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!"

"Actually I never loved you."

"Give it up—Frisbee is your game."

"Hiya, hiya, hiya, guy. I'm the bluebird of Prozac."

'We should talk more.'

-Psst! Back me in the 4:30! -Oh! -Surprised I can talk, huh? -No, surprised you think you can win!

"Tonight... Hemingway."

"I started out eating homework. Now I shred documents."

Balding dog

'Maybe I should abandon my crew and keep all the treasure for myself!'

'I must admit that I've come a long way since I first heard the word speak!...'

"Yes, he does speak, but only on condition of anonymity."

Barking as a Second Language.

"I did it!"

"I could have been man's best friend but who needs the pressure."

"Your work's fine, it's your break time I want to talk to you about."

Throw another hedgehog on the fire, would you pet?

'If provoked - his remarks can be scathing.'

"I'm for universal coverage but not for cats."

'I bet you think you have known interesting people before, not like me. I am truly fascinating.'

'Sparky's amazing ability to speak to humans betrays him...'

"Yeah, I tried beaver once too, but I didn't like the woody after-taste..."

"You taught me to speak, and now that I'm talking to you, you're all freaked out."

"How come you never get the kind of granola with the chocolate chips in it?"

"The hard part was pulling my head off the wall and reattaching it to my body."

'Look at that crazy cowboy, Butch, he's talking to his horse!'