Canine Communication Fan Prints

'I guess the free ride would be over if they found out we can read their thought balloons...'

"I don't feel like I'm making any progress, it's like I'm just chasing my tail again."

No littering...

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

Santa Dog

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

Museum of Bones

"We're giving you our complete cooperation. There's no need to bark at us!"

"I wish you'd stop obsessively checking your feed!"

"Now why would a seagull fly in here and try to establish a rapport with me?"

Workplace Confidentiality.

"Binge-watching squirrels. What are you doing?"

"Well, when you were called a 'bad dog,' were you publicly harmed?"

Parrot annoying dog.

"You know that tune you sang yesterday morning? It was stuck in my head the whole day long..."

"Wait … where’s Chicken Little? And who is ‘Kim Jong Un’?"

"Do you think it's an accident of history that Freemasons live in houses and we live in trees?"

'Orchestra Pit Bull.'

"Just a minute - I'm uploading."

Tiger suddenly realizes he enrolled in the wrong class.

'You know Rosco, our species just ain't what it used to be.'

"Yes, but why did they use a picture that makes me look fat?!"

"The 'yip yip yip' is mine. Stick to your 'woof woof woof.'"

"That is one incredibly fast and freaked-out squirrel."

"You know what I love? Rolling in dead squirrel." "Oh, my God, yes! How about peeing on the floor at Petco?!" "Wait, wait–what's the farthest distance either of you have rubbed your butt across a carpet?!"

'How do you know all these cats? I've never even met them.'

"You're right, you DO smell like a wiener!"

'They have great rapport.'

"How's the new job?"

"Why do you keep choosing scissors when you know she picks rock every time?"

"Guess what I say today!!"