Quirky Communication Fan Prints

"Sorry, I don’t talk on the first date."

'And this is a braille message for the blind.'

"Guess what I say today!!"

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"Dammit all, haven't they heard of e-mail?"

-"What has this got to do with communication?" -"It's my invention...the hand smiley."

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

Old-fashioned computer

"We're giving you our complete cooperation. There's no need to bark at us!"

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

'Mr. Dobson, you don't have to dictate into the intercom, I'm sitting in the room with you.'

"He's at that awkward age."

"You're actually passing notes in class? That is so retro!"

Shelton takes an ill-fated flight on his plug-in heli-pack.

John's invention of a 'motorised' bar stool proved to be great fun.

Crazy paving company.

Hugs and knucklebumps don't mix.

Tapped Tree

"Okay, now this time just start chasing the squirrel instead of asking it to dance."

Parrot annoying dog.

"I suppose you're using all the modern technology, dynamic packaging, skype, web marketing..." "Yes, we even use carrier-pigeon.com."

Sugar Machine

Frittering a Banana by Electricity.

Ellis K., Appliance Faith Healer

"Just a minute - I'm uploading."

'You've got E.I.E.I.O mail'

Vents, real and digital.

"It's for you."

Time For This Odd House

3...2...1...I'm Recording

"I don’t know if this is just the cashews talking, but I find you absolutely delightful."

Couriers and their customers often share a warm relationship.

"She has to find just the right spot."

Dave wanted to make sure that he'd be able to blow out all the candles on his cake.