Communication Quirk Fan Prints

-"What has this got to do with communication?" -"It's my invention...the hand smiley."

'Good evening! The debate continues over the idea of horse whisperers...'

"Dammit all, haven't they heard of e-mail?"

"We're giving you our complete cooperation. There's no need to bark at us!"

'Mr. Dobson, you don't have to dictate into the intercom, I'm sitting in the room with you.'

"Elective surgery? But I'm not even registered to vote!"

"You're actually passing notes in class? That is so retro!"

"Okay, now this time just start chasing the squirrel instead of asking it to dance."

"Mr. Stilz asked Jean to ask Genie to ask Kelley to ask Dawn to ask Lisa to tell you he'd like to see you in his office."

Parrot annoying dog.

'You're putting coffee grounds in the plants again, aren't you?'

"I suppose you're using all the modern technology, dynamic packaging, skype, web marketing..." "Yes, we even use carrier-pigeon.com."

"Just a minute - I'm uploading."

'You've got E.I.E.I.O mail'

"Matey! Me cell connection's down. Throw me a landline!"

Vents, real and digital.

Couriers and their customers often share a warm relationship.

"It's for you."

"There's a man at the door with a wooden leg."

"Can we cut across the park and avoid Colony Lane? There are three squirrels in an oak tree I’d like to avoid."

"I don’t know if this is just the cashews talking, but I find you absolutely delightful."

NHS England to ensure all GPs can work from home if isolating.

'That's curious, Mr Van Der Pummen...up to question 2084 you seem entirely normal, but then after 2085 you suddenly go to pieces!'

'They have great rapport.'

'At the tone please leave your name and number.'

The Early Internet

'It's for you.'

"Well, saying it over and over again doesn't make it true."

Ringing horn

"Sure, we have problems, but at least we can talk about them."

"Guess what I say today!!"

It's a text from the patient. He says 'more anesthetic, please.'"

'Blasted caller ID! I can't get through to anybody!'

'Uh oh, Kemosabe...We're being spammed!'

"I've got this phobia about paying bills...."