Communication Quirk Fan Gifts

-"What has this got to do with communication?" -"It's my invention...the hand smiley."

'Good evening! The debate continues over the idea of horse whisperers...'

"Dammit all, haven't they heard of e-mail?"

"We're giving you our complete cooperation. There's no need to bark at us!"

'Mr. Dobson, you don't have to dictate into the intercom, I'm sitting in the room with you.'

"Elective surgery? But I'm not even registered to vote!"

"You're actually passing notes in class? That is so retro!"

Parrot annoying dog.

'You're putting coffee grounds in the plants again, aren't you?'

"Okay, now this time just start chasing the squirrel instead of asking it to dance."

"Mr. Stilz asked Jean to ask Genie to ask Kelley to ask Dawn to ask Lisa to tell you he'd like to see you in his office."

"I suppose you're using all the modern technology, dynamic packaging, skype, web marketing..." "Yes, we even use carrier-pigeon.com."

"Just a minute - I'm uploading."

'You've got E.I.E.I.O mail'

"Matey! Me cell connection's down. Throw me a landline!"

Vents, real and digital.

3...2...1...I'm Recording

Couriers and their customers often share a warm relationship.

"There's a man at the door with a wooden leg."

"It's for you."

NHS England to ensure all GPs can work from home if isolating.

"Can we cut across the park and avoid Colony Lane? There are three squirrels in an oak tree I’d like to avoid."

"I don’t know if this is just the cashews talking, but I find you absolutely delightful."

'That's curious, Mr Van Der Pummen...up to question 2084 you seem entirely normal, but then after 2085 you suddenly go to pieces!'

'They have great rapport.'

'At the tone please leave your name and number.'

"Sure, we have problems, but at least we can talk about them."

The Early Internet

"Well, saying it over and over again doesn't make it true."

'It's for you.'

Clubs are great for instant messaging!

"Guess what I say today!!"

Ringing horn

It's a text from the patient. He says 'more anesthetic, please.'"

'Blasted caller ID! I can't get through to anybody!'