Communication Conundrum Fan Gifts

"Matey! Me cell connection's down. Throw me a landline!"

"Mr. Stilz asked Jean to ask Genie to ask Kelley to ask Dawn to ask Lisa to tell you he'd like to see you in his office."

Raphnrrf? Raphnrrf? Umpha? Frfee? Maamr? Pick.

'What makes you think no-one understands you?'

-"What has this got to do with communication?" -"It's my invention...the hand smiley."

Communication Breakdowns

"I never understand what you're trying to say."

'Mr. Dobson, you don't have to dictate into the intercom, I'm sitting in the room with you.'

'There are some things they don't teach you in medical school. I think you've got one of those things.'

"Elective surgery? But I'm not even registered to vote!"

"Okay, if I can't use my last wish to wish for another three wishes, can I wish that I find another magic lamp?"

'I've met someone else unwilling to share his feelings with me.'

"At some point we'll sit down and resolve our differences, but for now the plan is to continue exchanging bitchy emails."

"There's a man at the door with a wooden leg."

'You have 17 new conflicting messages...'

Hard of Hearing Institute.

'Know what? I don't feel drafts anymore.'

'Good evening! The debate continues over the idea of horse whisperers...'

Ringing horn

"Guess what I say today!!"

"Our privacy policy has changed. Press 'I Agree,' because what are you really going to do about it?"

'Are you giving me the silent treatment? I can't tell.'

Tongue Tied.

Smart phone Problems

"In a world of 'from's' and 'to's', I always seem to be a 'cc'."

'I did not receive your letter, and besides I didn't like the things you said in it.'

"Dadgumit - that ain't right. I need you to ride back out there and delete that last message."

'What do you mean - what comes after left, right, left, right?'

"I'll take this book. A buddy recommended it to me. . . no idea why. Holy crap! You're one helluva hot chick!!"

'We can send a message around the world in a fraction of a second so why does it take so long to get through a quarter inch of human skull?'

A voicemail would have worked better than a text. No, Ernie, I meant we're going "bass" fishing.

Bar Association. What a disappointment. It has nothing to do with either beer of candy.

"It's not that we don't interact, it's that we don't NOT interact."

'And this is a braille message for the blind.'

"Sorry, I don’t talk on the first date."