Communication Conundrum Fan Pillows

"Matey! Me cell connection's down. Throw me a landline!"

"Mr. Stilz asked Jean to ask Genie to ask Kelley to ask Dawn to ask Lisa to tell you he'd like to see you in his office."

'What makes you think no-one understands you?'

-"What has this got to do with communication?" -"It's my invention...the hand smiley."

Communication Breakdowns

"I never understand what you're trying to say."

'Mr. Dobson, you don't have to dictate into the intercom, I'm sitting in the room with you.'

'There are some things they don't teach you in medical school. I think you've got one of those things.'

"Elective surgery? But I'm not even registered to vote!"

'I've met someone else unwilling to share his feelings with me.'

"Okay, if I can't use my last wish to wish for another three wishes, can I wish that I find another magic lamp?"

"At some point we'll sit down and resolve our differences, but for now the plan is to continue exchanging bitchy emails."

"There's a man at the door with a wooden leg."

'You have 17 new conflicting messages...'

Hard of Hearing Institute.

'Know what? I don't feel drafts anymore.'

Ringing horn

'Good evening! The debate continues over the idea of horse whisperers...'

"Guess what I say today!!"

"Our privacy policy has changed. Press 'I Agree,' because what are you really going to do about it?"

Tongue Tied.

'Are you giving me the silent treatment? I can't tell.'

"In a world of 'from's' and 'to's', I always seem to be a 'cc'."

Smart phone Problems

'I did not receive your letter, and besides I didn't like the things you said in it.'

"I'll take this book. A buddy recommended it to me. . . no idea why. Holy crap! You're one helluva hot chick!!"

'What do you mean - what comes after left, right, left, right?'

'We can send a message around the world in a fraction of a second so why does it take so long to get through a quarter inch of human skull?'

"It's not that we don't interact, it's that we don't NOT interact."

'And this is a braille message for the blind.'

"You fool! I said pillage! Pillage and burn!"

"Sorry, I don’t talk on the first date."