Communication Quirks Fan Pillows

When you said he can't handle an inside pitch, I thought you meant he can't hit when playing in a domed stadium.

'Mr. Dobson, you don't have to dictate into the intercom, I'm sitting in the room with you.'

Bright idea

Raphnrrf? Raphnrrf? Umpha? Frfee? Maamr? Pick.

"Dammit all, haven't they heard of e-mail?"

"Go ahead, tell him... Your friend is correct. Nuts are fruit. Why won't you ever believe me?"

-"What has this got to do with communication?" -"It's my invention...the hand smiley."

"We're giving you our complete cooperation. There's no need to bark at us!"

'I found another pothole.'

Squirrel and bird feeder.

"Marie Antoinette? This is she."

Workplace Confidentiality.

"You're actually passing notes in class? That is so retro!"

"Elective surgery? But I'm not even registered to vote!"

"Tell you what, just tweet me your order when you're ready."

Parrot annoying dog.

"Mr. Stilz asked Jean to ask Genie to ask Kelley to ask Dawn to ask Lisa to tell you he'd like to see you in his office."

"I suppose you're using all the modern technology, dynamic packaging, skype, web marketing..." "Yes, we even use carrier-pigeon.com."

"Just a minute - I'm uploading."

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

'I'll get this rock; you get the other.'

"At some point we'll sit down and resolve our differences, but for now the plan is to continue exchanging bitchy emails."

'You've got E.I.E.I.O mail'

"Matey! Me cell connection's down. Throw me a landline!"

Vents, real and digital.

3...2...1...I'm Recording

I have to let you go, Dobson. I've just found out you were hired because of a computer error.

"Nurse, can you send in the interpreter for Senora Delgado?"

'ARRRGH you idiot,you idiot!!' 'When i said take the Don out, i MEANT for lunch!!' (a stupid mob guy kills the boss)

"There's a man at the door with a wooden leg."

"It's for you."

Couriers and their customers often share a warm relationship.

'We need someone in here, like now.'

'They have great rapport.'

'Well, I've managed to get rid of the annoying double vision effect on your T.V.'