Communication Challenges Fan Gifts

"At some point we'll sit down and resolve our differences, but for now the plan is to continue exchanging bitchy emails."

Island and man

-"What has this got to do with communication?" -"It's my invention...the hand smiley."

"We're giving you our complete cooperation. There's no need to bark at us!"

'Mr. Dobson, you don't have to dictate into the intercom, I'm sitting in the room with you.'

Workplace Confidentiality.

"Elective surgery? But I'm not even registered to vote!"

"Mr. Stilz asked Jean to ask Genie to ask Kelley to ask Dawn to ask Lisa to tell you he'd like to see you in his office."

Parrot annoying dog.

'He had been like this since he broke his nose.'

'You should give her a bigger breakfast - She's just eaten my thermometer!'

'I've met someone else unwilling to share his feelings with me.'

"Just a minute - I'm uploading."

"Matey! Me cell connection's down. Throw me a landline!"

'ARRRGH you idiot,you idiot!!' 'When i said take the Don out, i MEANT for lunch!!' (a stupid mob guy kills the boss)

"There's a man at the door with a wooden leg."

'They have great rapport.'

'Not now, Harry. I'm on hold.'

Efficiency Expert Greeting

'Good evening! The debate continues over the idea of horse whisperers...'

"Sure, we have problems, but at least we can talk about them."

"Guess what I say today!!"

"Well, saying it over and over again doesn't make it true."

Ringing horn

'You really should work on your people skills.'

"Aren't you aware that 97% of communication is non verbal?"

The first ever novel written entirely in emoticons.

Frequently used emojis, spring 2020

'Tyler, I'm afraid you've been autocorrected in favor of Taylor.'

"Polly wanna quaker."

"Hey Tony, you're a young guy. What sort of emoji goes with, 'Pay what you owe us, you lousy bum, or we're coming over there to break your legs'?"

Trump Tweets

"Tell me about it!"