Communication Challenges Admirer Gifts

'Not now, Harry. I'm on hold.'

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

Reading my Critics

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

Robocop and Juliet.

bird interprets modern art

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

Robot walking pet robot

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

"Go ahead, tell him... Your friend is correct. Nuts are fruit. Why won't you ever believe me?"

Jackson Pollock Signs A Rent Check

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

'What makes you think no-one understands you?'

Prisoner still life painting.

"This next song is about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

Men discussing a book on a chat show

"Here the artist opted for a more impressionistic approach, because drawing a tree is hard."

"I like it, Julian — it speaks to what a waste of time and money your MFA was."

'All I did was to connect an artificial heart to artificial legs, to an artificial kidney, to...'

Robot Cats - Cleaner, don't shed, and they're programmable.

"It's a great work!"

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

"No, this is 111110100111101111 ... you want 111110100111101101."

'Picasso'

"A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer."

The Thinker

"Is that one of those cars that tells you when it needs maintenance?"