Vintage Communication Admirer Gifts

"E...I...E...I...O."

20 years as Stamp Club Chaorman and they send my retirement card by E-MAIL.

"Don't you just hate spam mail?"

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

"Downton Abbey Road"

"Before texting we had to write letters by hand, and before emojis we honestly just bottled up our emotions."

"Do you do much walking?"

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

Before social media there was sticky notes.

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

"It was her mothers"

"My Gmail account is full. I can't get any more email." "So?" "I'll miss email. It was so old-timey. You could write hundreds or even thousands of words, with actual paragraphs." "People didn't see any little animations to show them you were typing. They had to actually wonder if you were going to reply." "And the spam was fun. You never got to hear from Nigerian princes while you're checking your texts." "Just delete stuff." "If you delete a few gigs of old emails, you'll be able to get n

Blue Dress

Too young for the sixties, too squeamish for the seventies, too unambitious for the eighties, too technophobic for the 90s, too poor for the '00s, too old for the 'teens."

Luddite Zoom.

Centaur falls in love.

"Fashion over function!"

A Gambling Scene At Pike's Peak, Colorado

"Who are you callin' a low down snake-in-the-grass? That's upright snake-on-a-barstool to you, mister."

Frank Sinatra.

Strange man has a nose monocle.

"You're actually passing notes in class? That is so retro!"

The Original Online Mom.

Victorian woman at a bar.

Computer Address Book.

'It does have a certain timeless quality.'

"Would you believe I can still fit into my tux after eighteen years?"

'Now we come to what it would have been worth'

'No, I mean your great-grandfather was literally a big fan of Sally Rand's.'

"Golly, bongos and espresso! You folks haven't changed a bit."

Weltanschauung (worldview).

Paris Fashions, Winter 1863-64