Retro Communication Admirer Gifts

"Think I'll take pen and paper and write a letter...just to see if I remember how."

"Before texting we had to write letters by hand, and before emojis we honestly just bottled up our emotions."

"He's deliciously vintage."

We have a nice selection of office artifacts, a typewriter, carbon paper, ashtrays, our CEO's last handwritten memo...

Before social media there was sticky notes.

"My Gmail account is full. I can't get any more email." "So?" "I'll miss email. It was so old-timey. You could write hundreds or even thousands of words, with actual paragraphs." "People didn't see any little animations to show them you were typing. They had to actually wonder if you were going to reply." "And the spam was fun. You never got to hear from Nigerian princes while you're checking your texts." "Just delete stuff." "If you delete a few gigs of old emails, you'll be able to get n

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

Alien asking for Bernard manning's autograph

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

Luddite Zoom.

"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times..."

1876 - Alexander Graham Bell made the world's first telephone call.

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

Frank and Ernie's Classic Cars. '40s - '50s - '60s. Hi! Do you have any cars with fins in the back? Sorry, sir, nothing with Fins in the back -- but there are a couple with Norwegians in the trunk!

Behold The Horror Of... The Ringing Landline

Cave Wallpaper

'It isn't that our old computers aren't compatible with our new computers - It's that you're not compatible with our new computers.'

Next Year's Postal Service Marketing Campaign.

Philosophie.fr Bulletin Board - 1936

"In the olden days, people used payphones. Beats me how they took selfies!"

"Operator, I'd like to make a person-to-person call, and I'd like to reverse the roles."

'Funny, it usually works OK after you've given it a hefty kick.'

Wine stored inside an old fashioned monitor.

"Now it's high definition!"

'OBSOLETE: Any piece technology you now feel comfortable using.'

"I'm well aware that your e-mail isn't working. I got your first message."

'It's just like e-mail, only you hear people talking.'

'Sorry, guys. I can't go out. I'm grounded.'

Chinese takeout closed temporarily: 'Our abacus is down.'

20 years as Stamp Club Chaorman and they send my retirement card by E-MAIL.

"I notice the Apaches are using a new font."

'Don't you dare to burn the food because you're texting with your buddies!'

"Still pretty liberal."

"Who says no one writes letters anymore?"