Retro Admirer Gifts

We have a nice selection of office artifacts, a typewriter, carbon paper, ashtrays, our CEO's last handwritten memo...

Behold The Horror Of... The Ringing Landline

"He's deliciously vintage."

Correction fluid and pencil begging of street while high tech devices walk by.

Diner.

The Missing Sock Returns

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"And this is our media room."

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

Early Colour TV

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

Jarvis Cocker

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

Computer Class.

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

T-Shirt: 'Been there done that but I'd do it again.'

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

'It's an antique!'

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

Edison invents the personal stereo

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

'Do I remember pre-decimal coinage?I remember pre-Tudor coinage!'

"It was her mothers"

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

"Sitting on a beanbag doesn't take me back to the seventies- it just makes me wonder how I'm ever going to get up again."

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

1950's.