Retro Portrait Admirer Gifts

Portrait Gallery

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

'The portrait is a mark of his extreme egotism, but, if you curtsy and bow sufficiently...say, 'Oh Yes Sir!'!, to everything he says, you should do OK'

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

"You're my Mona Lisa."

Framed Lady

"Downton Abbey Road"

"Do you do much walking?"

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

Diego Velasquez

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

"He's deliciously vintage."

We have a nice selection of office artifacts, a typewriter, carbon paper, ashtrays, our CEO's last handwritten memo...

"It was her mothers"

Blue Dress

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

"We've intended to ask you about it for some time, Doctor, but never got around to it."

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

Grandfather Clock

Too young for the sixties, too squeamish for the seventies, too unambitious for the eighties, too technophobic for the 90s, too poor for the '00s, too old for the 'teens."

Alien asking for Bernard manning's autograph

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

A Gambling Scene At Pike's Peak, Colorado

Strange man has a nose monocle.

Centaur falls in love.

"And that's me as a shepherdess!"

Social Struggles