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Portrait Gallery

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

'The portrait is a mark of his extreme egotism, but, if you curtsy and bow sufficiently...say, 'Oh Yes Sir!'!, to everything he says, you should do OK'

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

"You're my Mona Lisa."

Jarvis Cocker

"Downton Abbey Road"

Framed Lady

"Do you do much walking?"

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

Diego Velasquez

"He's deliciously vintage."

We have a nice selection of office artifacts, a typewriter, carbon paper, ashtrays, our CEO's last handwritten memo...

Blue Dress

"It was her mothers"

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

"We've intended to ask you about it for some time, Doctor, but never got around to it."

Elton John

"Whatcha watching, Dad?"

Grandfather Clock

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

The Fab Four

Too young for the sixties, too squeamish for the seventies, too unambitious for the eighties, too technophobic for the 90s, too poor for the '00s, too old for the 'teens."

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

Alien asking for Bernard manning's autograph

Frank Sinatra.

Centaur falls in love.

A Gambling Scene At Pike's Peak, Colorado

Geri Halliwell.

Rembrandt's Selfies

Social Struggles