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Vengeance of Captain Walter Waters and Lieutenant Slaughter

"Why don't you find a museum!"

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

"He's deliciously vintage."

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

Mimi's final scene

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

Joe Biden

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

Phoenix

"What did Jesus order?"

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

Kultural K9's.

Diego Velasquez

We have a nice selection of office artifacts, a typewriter, carbon paper, ashtrays, our CEO's last handwritten memo...

The Thinker?

'Why am I the one always getting kicked?'

"Still-Life of New Mexican Grilled Quail with Cilantro and Fennel-Flecked Confit."

"He reports to Grand Central Palace tomorrow."

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

"Move, Gary."

Horse draws a baby carriage.

Jerry's 'culture-vulture' persona was plunged into jeopardy when he mistook a light switch for a modern art installation.

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

"We've intended to ask you about it for some time, Doctor, but never got around to it."

Suffrage - Franchise for Females

"Because of illness, the role of Mimi in tonight's performance will be sung by a temp."