Classic Art Admirer T-Shirts

'Sure she's got a nice smile, but is it art?'

"Ideally, I'm looking for a guy who can make me smile."

Santa Van Claus

Dame Hannah

"You know what, let's go with the pearl earring."

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

When to see the doctor...

Vincent Van Gogh in the form of a Van.

"Spanish ladies have nice eyes."

Sistine Chapel Syndrome

Diego Velasquez

Visuals by Frans Hals.

1895

You're my Mona Lisa.

The DaVinci Code

"Mr. Right!"

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

Picasso: The Early Years

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

"We met through the personals. We both were seeking someone 'Rubenesque'."

Cats at private view

"Feel better, dear?"

The Death Of Venus

"Did Melina Mercouri ever get those marbles back to Greece?"

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

Et in Arcadia Ego

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

Sold! For £42,000 to the... No wait - it's the wrong way round!

'Welcome to the house warming! The map points out what is furniture and what is sculpture.'

Berta screams out!

Thermidor Dali

"I thought I'd add a punch line."

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Michelangelo's 'God's Creation of the Adam Computer.'