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THE LAST BREAKFAST, Parody of the Last Supper

You're my Mona Lisa.

The DaVinci Code

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

"Mr. Right!"

"We met through the personals. We both were seeking someone 'Rubenesque'."

Diego Velasquez

The Death Of Venus

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

"Did Melina Mercouri ever get those marbles back to Greece?"

Et in Arcadia Ego

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Michelangelo's 'God's Creation of the Adam Computer.'

Berta screams out!

"I thought I'd add a punch line."

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

'What really annoys me is that they're not even my demons - they're Goya's and Hieronymus Bosch's and Brueghel's.'

"Here! Let me get you all in!"

"Have you give any thought to my suggestion about a sculpture that's just a chubby kid constantly peeing."

Football Sculpture.

Thinker, but not too deep: 'I wonder what's on TV tonight?'

The statue of Apollo takes a selfie with the Venus de Milo.

Man getting hot looking at picture of desert.

American Gothic Selfie

'You're going to have to give up painting ceilings, Michelangelo !'

"Why, Giambattista Tiepolo, you old so-and-so! Who knew you could paint?"

"Ideally, I'm looking for a guy who can make me smile."

"The Ceiling is slightly wider than I'd planned."

Analysis of Beauty - Plate I.

A Night In the Art Gallery

Van Gogh's mp3-player.