Classical Painting Enthusiast T-Shirts

Jan Arnolfini and his wife...(it was a boy)

You're my Mona Lisa.

The DaVinci Code

"Mr. Right!"

The Selfie

"We met through the personals. We both were seeking someone 'Rubenesque'."

Raphael

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

"Did Melina Mercouri ever get those marbles back to Greece?"

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

Diego Velasquez

Et in Arcadia Ego

The Death Of Venus

"Stop complaining and smile! It's a job, isn't it? NO wonder they call you Mona!"

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

"I thought I'd add a punch line."

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Michelangelo's 'God's Creation of the Adam Computer.'

'What really annoys me is that they're not even my demons - they're Goya's and Hieronymus Bosch's and Brueghel's.'

American Gothic Selfie

"Here! Let me get you all in!"

Football Sculpture.

"My method of painting is pointillism."

"Have you give any thought to my suggestion about a sculpture that's just a chubby kid constantly peeing."

"There are those who say I'm a throwback to Monet."

Thinker, but not too deep: 'I wonder what's on TV tonight?'

The statue of Apollo takes a selfie with the Venus de Milo.

Hazards of mouse painting

"Why, Giambattista Tiepolo, you old so-and-so! Who knew you could paint?"