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'Government funding or not, you've definitely gone too far this time.'

"Why is the family in this painting living in such a poor house?"

You're my Mona Lisa.

The DaVinci Code

"Mr. Right!"

Saint George and the Drag Queen

The Selfie

"We met through the personals. We both were seeking someone 'Rubenesque'."

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

Henrik Ibsen,

Raphael

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

Diego Velasquez

"Hamlet. By William Shakespeare." Painting.

"Did Melina Mercouri ever get those marbles back to Greece?"

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

Et in Arcadia Ego

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

The Death Of Venus

Curators at the Louvre Museum would regret approving the installation of a work on a wall behind the Mona Lisa.

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Michelangelo's 'God's Creation of the Adam Computer.'

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

"I thought I'd add a punch line."

'How can they call it modern art when it's 100 year's old?'

"See that? He's the kind of peasant I detest."

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

Berta screams out!

'What really annoys me is that they're not even my demons - they're Goya's and Hieronymus Bosch's and Brueghel's.'

Natürlich verstehst du es nicht. Er ist ein Künstler für Künstler.

'I'm very proud of my El Gecko.'

The statue of Apollo takes a selfie with the Venus de Milo.