Classic Art Connoisseur Gifts

'Government funding or not, you've definitely gone too far this time.'

"Why is the family in this painting living in such a poor house?"

You're my Mona Lisa.

The DaVinci Code

"There's only one 'L' in colosseum."

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"Mr. Right!"

The Selfie

"We met through the personals. We both were seeking someone 'Rubenesque'."

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

Raphael

Henrik Ibsen,

Diego Velasquez

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

The Death Of Venus

"Did Melina Mercouri ever get those marbles back to Greece?"

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

"Hamlet. By William Shakespeare." Painting.

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

Et in Arcadia Ego

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

Tragedy, Comedy & Selfie.

Truman Capote

Curators at the Louvre Museum would regret approving the installation of a work on a wall behind the Mona Lisa.

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Michelangelo's 'God's Creation of the Adam Computer.'

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

Berta screams out!

"I thought I'd add a punch line."

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

"See that? He's the kind of peasant I detest."

'How can they call it modern art when it's 100 year's old?'

'What really annoys me is that they're not even my demons - they're Goya's and Hieronymus Bosch's and Brueghel's.'

'The Warhol of Dorian Gray'

Natürlich verstehst du es nicht. Er ist ein Künstler für Künstler.