Classic Art Admirer Gifts

'Sure she's got a nice smile, but is it art?'

The Last S'up

"Ideally, I'm looking for a guy who can make me smile."

Santa Van Claus

Dame Hannah

"One painting and I'm "The Scream Guy" for life!"

"You know what, let's go with the pearl earring."

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

Tragedy, Comedy & Selfie.

The iPad Players

When to see the doctor...

Vincent Van Gogh in the form of a Van.

"Spanish ladies have nice eyes."

Sistine Chapel Syndrome

Diego Velasquez

Visuals by Frans Hals.

1895

You're my Mona Lisa.

The DaVinci Code

"Mr. Right!"

"There's only one 'L' in colosseum."

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Picasso: The Early Years

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

Cats at private view

"We met through the personals. We both were seeking someone 'Rubenesque'."

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

Et in Arcadia Ego

I'm not sure which, but he's just invented either writing or vandalism. (Published originally on Feb. 11, 2011.)

"Did Melina Mercouri ever get those marbles back to Greece?"

"Feel better, dear?"

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

The Death Of Venus

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."