Historical Art Admirer Gifts

A revised statuary for the city of tomorrow

Fernand Leger

"Mr. Right!"

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Diego Velasquez

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

I'm not sure which, but he's just invented either writing or vandalism. (Published originally on Feb. 11, 2011.)

Tragedy, Comedy & Selfie.

Et in Arcadia Ego

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 1) - Putto Figure in Lower Part of Image Altered for Publication

"I thought I'd add a punch line."

Suffrage - Franchise for Females

'What really annoys me is that they're not even my demons - they're Goya's and Hieronymus Bosch's and Brueghel's.'

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

Football Sculpture.

"Here! Let me get you all in!"

The statue of Apollo takes a selfie with the Venus de Milo.

"Why, Giambattista Tiepolo, you old so-and-so! Who knew you could paint?"

"Ideally, I'm looking for a guy who can make me smile."

Unknown moments in art history. Manet? This is Monet --- I got some of your mail again.

Albertus Magnus

"Marie Antoinette? This is she."

Leonardo's Virgin Oil on the Rocks painting.

Van Gogh's mp3-player.

"Password must contain at least one pictograph."

Sistine murder

Van Gogh in the age of COVID-19

"You know what, let's go with the pearl earring."

Visuals by Frans Hals.

Michelangelo eh...well you're going to have to come up with some ID!

The iPad Players

'Now, what am I bid for this original Ough?'

'Is that a copyright symbol?'

Atalanta I- Intended for Yellow Book Vol 5 (Not Published)